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You can ejaculate anything you look at, this is also toggable if you say the word "ASS!" (Rule 2 edit) NSFW

1 upvotes • Hairy_Bowl
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You can sense whether a chicken egg is male or female

1 upvotes • Ariel_Grin
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You accelerate when attempting to decelerate

1 upvotes • Creepy-Lengthiness51
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Anything you touch gets pregnant NSFW

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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When naked you can create portals to anywhere on earth that only lead to extremely awkward, borderline criminal situations

1 upvotes • Equal-Run-3713
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You're magnetic to only wood.

1 upvotes • Might_try_anal
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You can summon any powerless, and a weak version of any superhero at any time to protect you

1 upvotes • Jumpy_Advantage9922
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You can rizz effectively by saying really cringy stuff

1 upvotes • ZAZZER0
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You can lose your legs at any moment

1 upvotes • YAMETEKUDASAY-
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Evolution boost 20 letters (26)

1 upvotes • fiXdG
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