/r/shittysuperpowers

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When you swallow gum, you can blow bubbles with it from your ... NSFW

1 upvotes • CaptainMarder

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Your penis can turn into a F. Blinov armored tractor on fire with Russian soldiers trapped inside

1 upvotes • cryptomelons

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You can make carpets float a meter by snapping your fingers at them. Doing it again makes them go back to the ground.

1 upvotes • Alternative-Staff699

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You can summon, by snapping your fingers, 2 meters tall ripped grown man, which dressed up as clown from "IT" movie, who will tell you dark jokes about jews.

1 upvotes • Badass_Kliener

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You can make your penis smaller

1 upvotes • spazmunk4

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You can summon a Lacrosse crosse in the Mariana trench

1 upvotes • Plasmusss

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You can activate adrenaline on command for two minutes yet it has a hourly cooldown

1 upvotes • XotiicDRXps

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You could summon an army of egg yolks where their main purpose is try to find your lost things and after they return it, it's broken

1 upvotes • Puzzleheaded_Ask9615

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Every time you play "Africa by Toto" it will start to rain at your current location if you're in the African continent

1 upvotes • Meka-Speedwagon

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You can sing any song that is already in English and you always do it in Jason Aldean's style and voice.

1 upvotes • samof1994

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When you swallow gum, you can blow bubbles with it from your ... NSFW	1	CaptainMarder
Your penis can turn into a F. Blinov armored tractor on fire with Russian soldiers trapped inside	1	cryptomelons
You can make carpets float a meter by snapping your fingers at them. Doing it again makes them go back to the ground.	1	Alternative-Staff699
You can summon, by snapping your fingers, 2 meters tall ripped grown man, which dressed up as clown from "IT" movie, who will tell you dark jokes about jews.	1	Badass_Kliener
You can make your penis smaller	1	spazmunk4
You can summon a Lacrosse crosse in the Mariana trench	1	Plasmusss
You can activate adrenaline on command for two minutes yet it has a hourly cooldown	1	XotiicDRXps
You could summon an army of egg yolks where their main purpose is try to find your lost things and after they return it, it's broken	1	Puzzleheaded_Ask9615
Every time you play "Africa by Toto" it will start to rain at your current location if you're in the African continent	1	Meka-Speedwagon
You can sing any song that is already in English and you always do it in Jason Aldean's style and voice.	1	samof1994