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Pasta burger waffles that hate your poop

1 upvotes • Puzzleheaded_Ask9615

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If you can catch someone attempting to make an innuendo, you can alter its subject to an irrelevant and less inappropriate object/activity to break its flow.

1 upvotes • JoeCommitMama

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You know all mathematical solutions to find the number 52

1 upvotes • Do_Super_Nova

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You'll never come last in anything

1 upvotes • nayfaan

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You can cook any food you want perfectly and if you buy food then a black hole will appear and kill you and only you.

1 upvotes • rambo-enjoyer

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You can go back to blinking/breathing automatically even after someone makes you blink/breath manually

1 upvotes • NotDukkoYT

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If you guess the exact number of step someone has taken in there life you can get ultimate power

1 upvotes • Modnar_random

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You are able to spawn a lethal poison…

1 upvotes • usgapg123

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You can post on this sub as many times as you like!

1 upvotes • microsoft171

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You involuntarily jump 50 meters every time your pet shits

1 upvotes • Due-Mortgage-122

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Pasta burger waffles that hate your poop	1	Puzzleheaded_Ask9615
If you can catch someone attempting to make an innuendo, you can alter its subject to an irrelevant and less inappropriate object/activity to break its flow.	1	JoeCommitMama
You know all mathematical solutions to find the number 52	1	Do_Super_Nova
You'll never come last in anything	1	nayfaan
You can cook any food you want perfectly and if you buy food then a black hole will appear and kill you and only you.	1	rambo-enjoyer
You can go back to blinking/breathing automatically even after someone makes you blink/breath manually	1	NotDukkoYT
If you guess the exact number of step someone has taken in there life you can get ultimate power	1	Modnar_random
You are able to spawn a lethal poison…	1	usgapg123
You can post on this sub as many times as you like!	1	microsoft171
You involuntarily jump 50 meters every time your pet shits	1	Due-Mortgage-122