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Your pee hole emits RGB light when you ejaculate

1 upvotes • cryptomelons
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🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴donkeydonkeydonkey

1 upvotes • Puzzleheaded_Ask9615
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You can kill anyone your looking at by cutting off your arms or legs

1 upvotes • CaptainMarder
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You know if something bad happens 30 seconds before it does, b︎ut there's a 1% chance that it will be fake

1 upvotes • n00_b
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You can create a jar of mayonnaise somewhere in the world (you dont know where the jar is)

1 upvotes • Par009
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You can suplex literally anything

1 upvotes • residentofbeachcity
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midas touch, everything you touch becomes Justin Bieber related

1 upvotes • Gregerjohn1818
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You can crack any computer made 10 years ago.

1 upvotes • Nyah_ovo
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Your penis has the ability to whip up a child support notice before the child is even born

1 upvotes • cryptomelons
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You can summon one grain of rice every day

1 upvotes • Physical-Software-92
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