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[WP] Humans are cute, wear bright colors, are 1/3 average height of galactic standard, and they love tinkering. Humans are space gnomes.
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[WP] Earth isn't a "death world" it's paradise. Humans are so accustomed to it's variety of climates, flora, and fauna, they are disappointed in the lackluster things they come across among the stars.
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[WP] Humans stowed away on our ships the first time we visited their system. They're entertaining and it's bad luck to get rid of them, so now we just feed them.
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[WP] Humans are small, unassuming, squishy, and are absolutely the cutest creatures! If you pack bond with one you will never fear again! You see, they are also the most deadly.
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[WP] Every sapient race to reach the stars has evolved to be fully carnivorous, or entirely vegetarian. This has given the newest star bound race, the omnivorous humans a very strange advantage while negotiating with other species.
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[WP] Every space traveling species evolved on a single paradise world, know today as Earth. Approximately every 65 million years, the dominate species develops FTL travel, leaves their garden world, and joins their older nest mates among the stars.
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[WP] Humans are a common terraforming tool used by aquatic xenos to flood continental planets. This time the humans figured it out.
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[WP] When we came across the humans of Sol, there were many hypothesis about which classification they fell into. Are they warriors? Traders perhaps? Maybe they are born engineers? After much debate, it was decided a new category was to be created. Everything they do, they do for entertainment.
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