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I once sought asylum in an old woman's home during a storm with the only condition that I do the same for someone in return.

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Since all the cows died out, ice cream has become something of a luxury and no one has ever asked where I've gotten it from.

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[WP] It's scientifically proven that resurrection is real. At the age of 18 everyone gets tested to see who they were in their previous past lives, at which point any intellectual property is given back to them.

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As I stare at the old man in the mirror, I was saddened that the young man I used to be was gone.

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My toddler always laughed the hardest when I pretended to eat her.

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I took my son hunting for the first time yesterday.

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I was told, as long as I truly believed, I could do anything.

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I'm having trouble remembering the fifth s for consoling a screaming newborn. Shush, swing, side, swaddle, and...

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In the heat of the moment, she asked me if I had had a vasectomy and I told her I had and I didn't even want kids.

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Until you deal with car seats you don't know how freeing it is when your kids can get in and out of the car mostly by themselves.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I once sought asylum in an old woman's home during a storm with the only condition that I do the same for someone in return.	11946	TwoSentenceHorror
Since all the cows died out, ice cream has become something of a luxury and no one has ever asked where I've gotten it from.	3593	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] It's scientifically proven that resurrection is real. At the age of 18 everyone gets tested to see who they were in their previous past lives, at which point any intellectual property is given back to them.	2178	WritingPrompts
As I stare at the old man in the mirror, I was saddened that the young man I used to be was gone.	254	TwoSentenceHorror
My toddler always laughed the hardest when I pretended to eat her.	179	TwoSentenceHorror
I took my son hunting for the first time yesterday.	64	TwoSentenceHorror
I was told, as long as I truly believed, I could do anything.	47	TwoSentenceHorror
I'm having trouble remembering the fifth s for consoling a screaming newborn. Shush, swing, side, swaddle, and...	18	TwoSentenceHorror
In the heat of the moment, she asked me if I had had a vasectomy and I told her I had and I didn't even want kids.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
Until you deal with car seats you don't know how freeing it is when your kids can get in and out of the car mostly by themselves.	11	TwoSentenceHorror