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I was pretending to be a cowboy with my son when he mimed throwing a lasso at me.

293 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] In a world where human foods are dangerous to aliens, baking shows are treated like someone building a sculpture out of c4

124 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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My only regret was not making love to my wife one last time.

119 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] Humans are not stronger, faster or more resilient than any other race in the galaxy. They are however the only race that has developed lawyers.

106 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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My daughter loves drawing.

85 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I wasn't scared when I jumped in front of the train.

58 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] In attempting to exorcise a poltergeist or demon you've found the most effective tool in your toolkit is criticism.

56 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] A ghost is trying to be a good host to the humans in its house but just ends up freaking them out more.

48 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] The hero starts working for the enemy. Not cause of mind control or threats. But because of the kickass benefits plan.

47 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] There is no phrase more greatly feared across the galaxy than a human uttering, "Or else." Aliens, unfortunately, don't realize we often say that phrase to children.

42 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was pretending to be a cowboy with my son when he mimed throwing a lasso at me.	293	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] In a world where human foods are dangerous to aliens, baking shows are treated like someone building a sculpture out of c4	124	WritingPrompts
My only regret was not making love to my wife one last time.	119	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Humans are not stronger, faster or more resilient than any other race in the galaxy. They are however the only race that has developed lawyers.	106	WritingPrompts
My daughter loves drawing.	85	TwoSentenceHorror
I wasn't scared when I jumped in front of the train.	58	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] In attempting to exorcise a poltergeist or demon you've found the most effective tool in your toolkit is criticism.	56	WritingPrompts
[WP] A ghost is trying to be a good host to the humans in its house but just ends up freaking them out more.	48	WritingPrompts
[WP] The hero starts working for the enemy. Not cause of mind control or threats. But because of the kickass benefits plan.	47	WritingPrompts
[WP] There is no phrase more greatly feared across the galaxy than a human uttering, "Or else." Aliens, unfortunately, don't realize we often say that phrase to children.	42	WritingPrompts