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[WP] A precocious 6-year old writes stories where his toys all fight each other. Each of his toys attempts to subtly influence the story so that they come out on top.
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[WP] The Sword of Legends chooses its wielder based on one factor: They must have an indomitable will. This causes problems when the most recent chosen hero puts their indomitable will toward the task of never EVER drawing that sword from the pedestal.
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[WP]"Okay, I'm willing to admit I'm at fault for this one. But in my defense, no-one else was using it at the time."
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[WP] Overnight, every reptile in the world sprouted wings and began exhaling fire. A man starts studying his beloved pet turtle.
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[WP] You've been finding the notes all over. No one you've asked knew who was leaving them. Sticky notes on your desk, documents on your computer, once you found one painted on the ceiling above your bed. Always the same four words: "I love you, Martin." Your name is Clarence, not Martin.
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[WP] "Hey, about that musical number from a few minutes ago. Did you notice how you were only singing every other verse? And how the music got all ominous during the parts you were quiet?"
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[WP] All the dragons in the world congregate in one place every hundred years to have a good time, chat, brag about their accomplishments, exchange recipes, etc. One overzealous Dragonslayer has just figured out where they're going to be meeting this time.
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