/u/1glazeddonut's posts
[WP] Your superpower is that you can make people suddenly remember that they left a casserole in the oven and run to check on it. One day the police arrive at your door. They want your help tracking down a notorious supervillain's hidden lair.
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[WP]You are the person who comes up with all of the worst product ideas and sells them to companies worldwide. They consider your advice invaluable.
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[WP] "Listen! I've found undeniable proof that magic is real!" "Wow, nice! Everyone will be so relieved to hear that! It's been a real pain trying to hide it from you all this time."
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[WP] For years you've been putting up with people calling you a "Tree Hugger." What they don't know is that the trees love you and they always hug you back.
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[WP] You live in a world where Broadway-style musical numbers are an everyday occurrence. You can't sing or dance very well, but you are a master of the bagpipes, and you REALLY don't like feeling left out.
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[WP] "But I couldn't carry a tune if my life depended on it!" the person to your left protests. "That's an interesting choice of words." the man standing in front of you says as he drums his fingers on the handle of his katana.
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[WP] Two versions of someone, each from a different timeline, sit down in a cafe together and try to figure out what exactly the difference between their timelines is.
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[WP]Time travel has been invented! Well, sort of. The time machine doesn't work on humans. It only works on Geese.
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