WritingPrompts

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[WP] You have the ability to learn the language of anything you consume. E.g. after drinking German beer , you now know German . One day , You realise that you now know an ancient eldritch tongue , and have to backtrack to what you ate.	127
[WP] As humanity spread over the galaxy, so has ikea . They also have adapted their products to include alien ones too . Now skip forward an an alien is trying futilely to construct their new furniture, looking desperately at the instruction manual .	124
[WP] Procrastinating was something unique to humanity. The other species are wierded out by the very concept .	112
[WP] “As humanity spread , minorities were amongst the first to spread out into the universe, colonising planets.” “ That still does not explain the planet full of furries …”	98
[WP] There are 3 main universal constants : time , entropy, and the rate of which Poland is conquered and reformed.	98
[WP] In order to stop climate change , a group of scientists have decided to take desperate measures. By desperate I mean that ethics is no longer a consideration.	93
[WP] Do note that while leaving a couple of human scientists alone in a laboratory may result in brilliant discoveries, it will also result in having to replace a lot of equipment due to unforeseen results.	93
[WP] Lizard men do exist . They don’t control governments , and some countries are too cold of them . Most just chill on an island near the equator, doing online jobs, relaxing on the beach	90
[WP] Coders have started sacrificing things to make their code work . Only thing is that the machine god does not want fleshy beings or souls . On an unrelated note , there’s been a severe toaster shortage recently.	84
[WP] A satanic death metal band is shocked after they summon an angel instead of a demon. They are even more shocked when the angel decides to join their band.	81

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