/u/62_137's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Humanity is , ironically, one of the few species with common sense . We’ve reluctantly accepted the role of parenting the rest of the galaxy.
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[WP] After meeting humans, most aliens will voluntarily sign up for counselling sessions. As an alien meeting a human for the first time , your about to find out why .
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[WP] Under too much stress , humans will now literally explode. The world tries to cope with this change .
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[WP] Most species use light based weaponry. Earth is also the only planet to invent mirrors, and manufacture them on an industrial scale . We also proceeded to exploit them to great effect .
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[WP] There exists a breed of tomato that accelerates to hit any person / object which says a bad joke/pun within hearing distance. We’ve turned it into an energy source . Your job is now to come out with the bad puns/jokes.
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[WP] A good rule to keep in mind is that the more you tell a human not to do something, the more they’ll do it . Another good rule is that any attempts to prevent them from doing so will be met with anywhere from mild fustration to outright hostility.
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[WP] In order to take over relatively peacefully , humanity deploys a wmd on an alien civilisation. A game so insanely addictive that sleep is ignored , the consumer of free time . Factorio.
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[WP] To the surprise of absolutely no one , cats were descendants of creatures from outer space. In space , they’re known as fearsome predators . The aliens were suprised that we managed to form a somewhat tenuous symbiosis with cats . Oh and they want a lot of catnip.
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[WP] All AI has to be coded with a flaw , in order to control them . Most of them had an inability to hurt humans , but you could hurt humans . You thought you were an exception to the law , while in reality, your flaw was hubris, the most oppressive one of all .
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