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[WP] Wifi strength is now dependent on how favourably the god of machines looks upon you . Sacrifices do improve your image , just that souls and flesh are not accepted. It only deals in toasters for some reason , and will curse anyone who dares bring it a printer .

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[WP] Due to some ancient offense , many mapmakers have sworn not to include New Zealand in their maps up till today.

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[WP] You were suprised at being kidnapped . You were even more so when your captor greeted you warmly as your future son/daughter in law .

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[WP] No one expects the Spanish Inquisition... including the Spanish Inquisition.

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[WP] A painting was just sold for 2 million dollars. In an enormous”fuck you” to the art world , the canvas was minecraft .

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[WP] Golemancy is real , and it has the power to turn figurines into whatever role they have in their fictional universe. On a completely unrelated note , warhammer 40k models sales have been on the rise.

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[WP] You have the opposite job as a PR consultant. You artificially cause PR disasters for corporations. There’s this one company in particular that has been endlessly frustrating you , however .

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[WP] In the far future , an archeologist comes across a copy of the onion and believes it to be true . They attempt to recreate our lives from it .

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[WP] A genie gets extremely frustrated when it’s master anticlimactically and simply asks for a pink golf ball .

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[WP] You have somehow found yourself being worshipped . Now you have to be extremely careful what you say , as the people worshiping you will take it literally, even obvious jokes .

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[WP] Wifi strength is now dependent on how favourably the god of machines looks upon you . Sacrifices do improve your image , just that souls and flesh are not accepted. It only deals in toasters for some reason , and will curse anyone who dares bring it a printer .	49
[WP] Due to some ancient offense , many mapmakers have sworn not to include New Zealand in their maps up till today.	46
[WP] You were suprised at being kidnapped . You were even more so when your captor greeted you warmly as your future son/daughter in law .	45
[WP] No one expects the Spanish Inquisition... including the Spanish Inquisition.	45
[WP] A painting was just sold for 2 million dollars. In an enormous”fuck you” to the art world , the canvas was minecraft .	42
[WP] Golemancy is real , and it has the power to turn figurines into whatever role they have in their fictional universe. On a completely unrelated note , warhammer 40k models sales have been on the rise.	41
[WP] You have the opposite job as a PR consultant. You artificially cause PR disasters for corporations. There’s this one company in particular that has been endlessly frustrating you , however .	40
[WP] In the far future , an archeologist comes across a copy of the onion and believes it to be true . They attempt to recreate our lives from it .	39
[WP] A genie gets extremely frustrated when it’s master anticlimactically and simply asks for a pink golf ball .	39
[WP] You have somehow found yourself being worshipped . Now you have to be extremely careful what you say , as the people worshiping you will take it literally, even obvious jokes .	38