/u/7Demented's posts
[WP] You've taken the liberty of setting up anti-insect traps around your house. One day, you find a letter from the Queen of Flies asking to negotiate the terms of their surrender.
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[WP] Sleeping serves two purposes: to allow the body to rest, and to allow the simulation developers to install patches when no one's looking.
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[WP] You're returning home from vacation. As you step off the plane, two men in black suits usher you into a locked room and tell you, "You're under our protection now."
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[WP] You work as a janitor for a big office company. You get paid on commission based on how many people use the bathroom during the week.
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[WP] You somehow became immortal. Death was pretty pissed at first, but over the years you and him came to be close drinking buddies. Tonight marks your 200th birthday.
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[WP] You find an old notebook of yours on the shelf full of unfinished ideas and projects you had as a kid. You resolve to make your younger self happy by completing every last one of them.
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[WP] On the evening bus home from work, you close your eyes for a few minutes. When you open them, it's early morning and you're on your way back to work. You have no recollection of what happened while you were napping.
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[WP] You're a werewolf, and you've kept the secret well. Your fiance has started to show signs they are also a werewolf and don't seem to be aware you've caught on.
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[WP] You are an ancient dragon that has successfully integrated itself into the modern society of mankind. Today you face your greatest foe in all your millennia of life: spicy food.
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