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[WP] "Listen, you guys ritualistically consume the flesh and blood of a martyred demigod in a room full of chanting elders. You have no right calling our religion primitive and evil.

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[WP] “Foolish dragon!” Proclaimed the knight. “My armor renders me immune to your flames!” “Foolish knight!” Sneered the dragon. “Not all dragons spit fire!”

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[WP] You would think that the God of Death has no respect for life. However, nothing could be farther from the truth. In fact, out of all the gods, it is the God of Death who has the most respect for life, for all too often have they been forced to watch mortals throw their lives away.

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[WP] You, an infamous supervillain, have just come up with the perfect plan to destroy the League of Heroes; take the entire League to court on charges of child abuse due to their use of multiple underage children as sidekicks.

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[WP] Every year, the townsfolk hold a grand festival celebrating the good wizard's defeat of the foul necromancer. The good wizard doesn't have the heart to tell the townsfolk that the "foul necromancer" was just him going through a goth phase.

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[WP] Describe a dog going to fetch a stick, but in the style of a noir crime thriller.

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[WP] "The North Pole is the most secure prison on Earth. Breaking out is impossible. Breaking IN is utterly insane. Nobody else could pull off what I'm asking. Nobody but you, Mr. Claus."

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[WP] You are not the hero this city needs, nor are you the hero this city does or even wants. But you are, unfortunately, the hero this city’s got.

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[EU] “Ellie, listen to me. These things are called Clickers. They’re completely blind, so they locate their prey through echolocation. If we stay quiet, we should be able to sneak past them.” “But Joel, that’s not how echolocation works.”

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[WP] "Have you ever realized that our entire economy is based on the fact that we have deluded ourselves into thinking that strips of paper and bits of metal have value?"

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] "Listen, you guys ritualistically consume the flesh and blood of a martyred demigod in a room full of chanting elders. You have no right calling our religion primitive and evil.	1738	WritingPrompts
[WP] “Foolish dragon!” Proclaimed the knight. “My armor renders me immune to your flames!” “Foolish knight!” Sneered the dragon. “Not all dragons spit fire!”	1549	WritingPrompts
[WP] You would think that the God of Death has no respect for life. However, nothing could be farther from the truth. In fact, out of all the gods, it is the God of Death who has the most respect for life, for all too often have they been forced to watch mortals throw their lives away.	856	WritingPrompts
[WP] You, an infamous supervillain, have just come up with the perfect plan to destroy the League of Heroes; take the entire League to court on charges of child abuse due to their use of multiple underage children as sidekicks.	651	WritingPrompts
[WP] Every year, the townsfolk hold a grand festival celebrating the good wizard's defeat of the foul necromancer. The good wizard doesn't have the heart to tell the townsfolk that the "foul necromancer" was just him going through a goth phase.	366	WritingPrompts
[WP] Describe a dog going to fetch a stick, but in the style of a noir crime thriller.	295	WritingPrompts
[WP] "The North Pole is the most secure prison on Earth. Breaking out is impossible. Breaking IN is utterly insane. Nobody else could pull off what I'm asking. Nobody but you, Mr. Claus."	170	WritingPrompts
[WP] You are not the hero this city needs, nor are you the hero this city does or even wants. But you are, unfortunately, the hero this city’s got.	99	WritingPrompts
[EU] “Ellie, listen to me. These things are called Clickers. They’re completely blind, so they locate their prey through echolocation. If we stay quiet, we should be able to sneak past them.” “But Joel, that’s not how echolocation works.”	84	WritingPrompts
[WP] "Have you ever realized that our entire economy is based on the fact that we have deluded ourselves into thinking that strips of paper and bits of metal have value?"	61	WritingPrompts