/u/80s4evah's posts
[WP] The Fool's Gold. A sentient, magical coin that judges whoever possesses it. Should the coin find you charitable, you will be rewarded with riches and good fortune. But should it find you greedy, it cause all of your wealth to quite literally burn to ash.
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[WP] "Alright, wiseguys." snarled Fozzie the Bear. Locking eyes with Statler and Waldorf, he growled, "If I'm so bad, why don't you two come down and show us something good?"
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[WP] "Someone's slept in my bed!" said Papa Bear. "Someone's slept in mine, too!" said Mama Bear. "And someone's... wait, you guys don't sleep in the same bed?" said Baby Bear.
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[WP] “THE THOUSAND LEGIONS OF THE DARK GODS DESCEND UPON YOU!” the Demon general roared. “MY WARRIORS SHALL BLOCK OUT THE SUN!”. The paladin stared at the demon, steely determination in his eyes, and calmly replied, “Then we shall fight in the shade.”.
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[WP] You are a superhero currently in your civilian identity, and you have just witnessed a crime taking place near you. Dashing to a nearby alley, you prepare to transform into your superhero persona... only to realize that you left your costume at home.
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[EU] The world of your favorite childhood tv show is invaded by the God-Emperor and his Great Crusade. How does it go down?
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[WP] You, an notorious supervillian, are understandably surprised when your arch-nemesis shows up on your doorstep, asking if they can spend the night at your place.
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[WP] So you know how old humans will become stubborn and set in their ways? Elves have the same problem, just taken to the extreme.
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