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Stop, he's already dead

38 upvotes • r/spelunky

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Lint redistribution system so people born with outies can have belly button lint, too

27 upvotes • r/CrazyIdeas

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[WP] A God has fallen... and can't get up

25 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] It was too soon to be sure if anyone else had noticed, but these normally trivial absurdities seem to have hit a breaking point. The cosmic spelling errors have started to pile up. They were running out of lime.

14 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] The monkeys were able to produce Shakespeare's great work faster than expected. A meeting to discuss the future employment of an infinite set of monkeys is called.

11 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Our first meeting with the Extraterrestrials was going smoothly until we made a dire discovery- these beings can't take a joke because they have no sense of humour. Things were going so well!

8 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Nostalgic for times that are not my own, I went out into the night.

4 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] The world had become a much more interesting place when spirits could no longer enter the afterlife. Every living being had a spiritual familiar, and things were good- but mine was annoying. Mine used to be a great leader.

4 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] A transposed Ancient Egyptian just used their stylus to write something down on a tablet. The glass breaks.

3 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] We named him Icarus II.

3 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Stop, he's already dead	38	spelunky
Lint redistribution system so people born with outies can have belly button lint, too	27	CrazyIdeas
[WP] A God has fallen... and can't get up	25	WritingPrompts
[WP] It was too soon to be sure if anyone else had noticed, but these normally trivial absurdities seem to have hit a breaking point. The cosmic spelling errors have started to pile up. They were running out of lime.	14	WritingPrompts
[WP] The monkeys were able to produce Shakespeare's great work faster than expected. A meeting to discuss the future employment of an infinite set of monkeys is called.	11	WritingPrompts
[WP] Our first meeting with the Extraterrestrials was going smoothly until we made a dire discovery- these beings can't take a joke because they have no sense of humour. Things were going so well!	8	WritingPrompts
[WP] Nostalgic for times that are not my own, I went out into the night.	4	WritingPrompts
[WP] The world had become a much more interesting place when spirits could no longer enter the afterlife. Every living being had a spiritual familiar, and things were good- but mine was annoying. Mine used to be a great leader.	4	WritingPrompts
[WP] A transposed Ancient Egyptian just used their stylus to write something down on a tablet. The glass breaks.	3	WritingPrompts
[WP] We named him Icarus II.	3	WritingPrompts