/u/AKhakiNerfHerder's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Having witnessed every single member of my crew slowly die from oxygen starvation, while I stood safely behind the glass of one of the escape pods,

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"Its been 25 years since I was last in this room, all the same decorations are up, the toys are mostly still here & my Tamagotchi is still....dead of course."

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The red & blue flashes were not enough of a distraction from the extremely odd, cold sensation in my lower half.

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"For fuck sake, you are all just a bunch of scared litte bitches, it's just a cave!"

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It's been like 9, maybe 10, days since I last slept & 6 of those were spent having to stealthily kill at least 40 enemy soldiers on my way to the safety of our bunker.

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My sister has been getting on to me about finally hanging out with her & her imaginary friend Puddles.

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Looking deeply into those detestable green orbs just sitting there in the severed head, filled me with a sudden & intense urge,

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"As these are the larger variety, we need to trim them down so that the locks are a few inches below the dirt, got it?"

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As I heard her scream in vindictive ecstacy, the pressure in my pelvis reached a feverish crescendo.

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Having eaten all the meat, and ground up the bones for fertilizer,

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Having witnessed every single member of my crew slowly die from oxygen starvation, while I stood safely behind the glass of one of the escape pods,	3673
"Its been 25 years since I was last in this room, all the same decorations are up, the toys are mostly still here & my Tamagotchi is still....dead of course."	1304
The red & blue flashes were not enough of a distraction from the extremely odd, cold sensation in my lower half.	1029
"For fuck sake, you are all just a bunch of scared litte bitches, it's just a cave!"	239
It's been like 9, maybe 10, days since I last slept & 6 of those were spent having to stealthily kill at least 40 enemy soldiers on my way to the safety of our bunker.	78
My sister has been getting on to me about finally hanging out with her & her imaginary friend Puddles.	14
Looking deeply into those detestable green orbs just sitting there in the severed head, filled me with a sudden & intense urge,	13
"As these are the larger variety, we need to trim them down so that the locks are a few inches below the dirt, got it?"	8
As I heard her scream in vindictive ecstacy, the pressure in my pelvis reached a feverish crescendo.	8
Having eaten all the meat, and ground up the bones for fertilizer,	7