/u/AKhakiNerfHerder's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"You promised that you were going to be my wingman for life homie."

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"...nd he's at the 30,the 20,the 10...TOUCHDOWN!"

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"I'll never let another child go through what I have been through, not if I can help it."

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"Hmm. Odd. My sensors are registering... a curious event happening in my chasis."

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"...ou know what, Dad, I WILL become a Doctor someday because I'm not just "A fuckin' junkie!".

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"...ember the kid that tried to sell his bike to the new squaddie, or when Charlie Cat pooped in the tank? Oh I just thou...ght of ano..."

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I actually always loved the smell of jasmine, it always reminded me of her.

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As a boy, I had always wanted a cool tattoo like all've the cool sailors I've seen by the Port.

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"Hi mom, it's a beautiful day out today, isn't it?"

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Truth be told, I will always love the beautifully dulcet tones of my wife in my ears.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"You promised that you were going to be my wingman for life homie."	394
"...nd he's at the 30,the 20,the 10...TOUCHDOWN!"	368
"I'll never let another child go through what I have been through, not if I can help it."	340
"Hmm. Odd. My sensors are registering... a curious event happening in my chasis."	76
"...ou know what, Dad, I WILL become a Doctor someday because I'm not just "A fuckin' junkie!".	31
"...ember the kid that tried to sell his bike to the new squaddie, or when Charlie Cat pooped in the tank? Oh I just thou...ght of ano..."	7
I actually always loved the smell of jasmine, it always reminded me of her.	2
As a boy, I had always wanted a cool tattoo like all've the cool sailors I've seen by the Port.	1
"Hi mom, it's a beautiful day out today, isn't it?"	1
Truth be told, I will always love the beautifully dulcet tones of my wife in my ears.	1