/u/AZMixedDad's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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We discovered the cure for cancer 20 years ago.

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When bloody rain began to fall over most of the earth, many religious leaders began to proclaim that the end times were upon us.

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"Scientists have estimated that the virus has a 99.999% mortality rate, and is spreading rapidly across the globe, with onset symptoms of only a simple cough preceding death by a matter of minutes *cough**cough* oh no."

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With the rise in promiscuity making it increasingly difficult to find virgins for the annual blood sacrifice, I made the tough choice to bring in my 18 year old daughter and put her in a medically induced coma so she could make a steady stream of 'donations'.

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After losing a finger on the first day when I refused to participate in our captor's sadistic game of 'simon says,' I begged for forgiveness with tears streaming down my face as I gouged out my fellow captive's eyes with the provided spoon.

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I was delighted when my toddler started correctly counting objects as he pointed to each one.

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Every year my mommy and I visit daddy's grave on the anniversary of the car crash that separated us from him.

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The ad supported subscription to BrainStream brought direct-to-mind entertainment to millions who couldn't afford it before.

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In the middle of the night, a massive flash lit the sky brighter than daylight for several seconds.

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My father always told me, "Don't be in too big a hurry to grow up, it's a trap."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We discovered the cure for cancer 20 years ago.	4457
When bloody rain began to fall over most of the earth, many religious leaders began to proclaim that the end times were upon us.	2437
"Scientists have estimated that the virus has a 99.999% mortality rate, and is spreading rapidly across the globe, with onset symptoms of only a simple cough preceding death by a matter of minutes coughcough oh no."	1448
With the rise in promiscuity making it increasingly difficult to find virgins for the annual blood sacrifice, I made the tough choice to bring in my 18 year old daughter and put her in a medically induced coma so she could make a steady stream of 'donations'.	61
After losing a finger on the first day when I refused to participate in our captor's sadistic game of 'simon says,' I begged for forgiveness with tears streaming down my face as I gouged out my fellow captive's eyes with the provided spoon.	40
I was delighted when my toddler started correctly counting objects as he pointed to each one.	35
Every year my mommy and I visit daddy's grave on the anniversary of the car crash that separated us from him.	33
The ad supported subscription to BrainStream brought direct-to-mind entertainment to millions who couldn't afford it before.	32
In the middle of the night, a massive flash lit the sky brighter than daylight for several seconds.	28
My father always told me, "Don't be in too big a hurry to grow up, it's a trap."	28