/u/A_Human78's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] you are a modern Oracle, you don't do toxic fumes or cryptic riddles. You just down seventeen coffees, black out from a caffeine overdose and wake up with a bunch of cringy fanfic about some heroes adventure on your laptop.
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[WP] The villain laughed "do you really think you can defeat me?" "Why not?" The hero removed their mask revealing and much older version of the villains face, "I've done it before.
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[WP] As the dark lord you always recruited the most oppressed species. But you've been gone a long time and now the trolls have been granted equal rights, the orcs have declared independence, the goblins have unionised and none of them want to tarnish their reputation by working for you.
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[WP] Inhabitants of earth, it has come to our attention that your God is AWOL. Until such a time when he is found or a different God is selected we will be assigning you a temporary replacement. We apologize for any inconvenience
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[WP] it turns out that humans were not made in God's image, cats were. God is an all-powerful cat, who has just woken up from a century long nap, with a extreme case of zoomies.
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[WP] When you learnt that you were destined to defeat the dark lord you ran away to a distant land to escape that fate. You thought it worked until you died. Now you must fulfill your destiny as an eighty year old shambling corpse if you ever want to know peace again.
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[WP] the dark lord dead and the prophecy fulfilled, the gods rewarded the heroes. Some asked for selfish this like money, others extracted promises from the gods for the good of the world. But one who saw the truth asked only for obscurity.
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[WP] You befriended the ghosts of your house. You greeted them, learned their story's and shared you life with them. Now as a serial killer chases you through that same house the ghosts defend their friend.
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[WP] The chosen One was a 'media critic' on they're home world, you don't know what that means, but so far they have called the rings of power 'mcguffins' the 'plot' overdone and your 'charactor archetype' basic. You don't know what any of that means either but it's getting on you nerves.
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