/u/Aaron_Abysmal's posts
[WP] King Midas has finally fallen in love with someone who is immune to his curse: Medusa. And he is immune to hers. However, things aren't going as planned at the royal wedding.
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[WP] Since childhood, you've been able to hear the thoughts of animals. This has led to an excellent career as a veterinarian. One day, someone brings in their pet to have it put down. You hear the animal scream "Please, don't! I'm a human!"
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After getting my wife's voicemail again, I texted her for the third time "Everything OK? I haven't heard from u all night."
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[WP] The four horsemen realize their newest member, the Headless Horseman, may have embellished his resume a bit once it time to begin the Apocalypse.
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[WP] An apprentice warlock has finally ascended. He performs the blood ritual to summon his first succubus, and his ex-girlfriend appears. She insists on analyzing why their relationship failed.
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[WP] Everyone ridiculed the orphan, who clung to the blanky their parents gave them. Until one day, when their parents' killer came to finish the job. And blanky protected them.
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[WP] An amateur weatherman realizes one day while winging it that any forecast they make live on the air comes true. They decided to test it, and start making crazier and crazier predictions.
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