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I jumped from the ambulance and began to assess the patient, when he sputtered something that caught me off guard.

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I shakily raised my gun as I watched the foam drip slowly from the corners of his mouth.

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I hired a prostitute to dress up like my mother.

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“Atta boy,” my father said as he gave my brother a swift pat on the back.

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“It’s so tall and green!” I yelled to my mom.

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A thought filled my woozy head as the tub water turned red.

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My wife screamed, “tell me you didn’t do it!”

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I sat down for lunch in the break room and flicked on my apartment’s living room camera to check on my dog like always.

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Dog died.

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As I touched her gently, the same words rushed out of her mouth again, “not tonight sweetheart, I’m so tired.”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I jumped from the ambulance and began to assess the patient, when he sputtered something that caught me off guard.	885
I shakily raised my gun as I watched the foam drip slowly from the corners of his mouth.	845
I hired a prostitute to dress up like my mother.	698
“Atta boy,” my father said as he gave my brother a swift pat on the back.	667
“It’s so tall and green!” I yelled to my mom.	112
A thought filled my woozy head as the tub water turned red.	105
My wife screamed, “tell me you didn’t do it!”	69
I sat down for lunch in the break room and flicked on my apartment’s living room camera to check on my dog like always.	65
Dog died.	48
As I touched her gently, the same words rushed out of her mouth again, “not tonight sweetheart, I’m so tired.”	42