/u/AceMcClean's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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A someone who struggles with decision making, I decided to let the internet help me out.

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I woke up in a daze after drinking with my head hurting a little more than I’m used to when hungover.

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My brother’s hiding spot was so good that we personally never found him.

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As a crime scene investigator, I was warned that I might see the absolute filth of humanity.

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As I began to peel away the skin of my rotisserie chicken breast, I quickly stopped as I felt a pain on my chest and my shirt began soaking with blood.

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I sat in the recovery room from my transplant listening to a man screaming about how his daughter needed a surgery.

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Very excited for someone to get my gift in the White Elephant this year!

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“But it could be Santa, it could be Santa!” my children shouted in unison in our basement.

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I usually carry a pocket knife on me for protection.

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I managed to escape the hell-hole of a place that people nowadays would call a “cult”.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A someone who struggles with decision making, I decided to let the internet help me out.	621
I woke up in a daze after drinking with my head hurting a little more than I’m used to when hungover.	531
My brother’s hiding spot was so good that we personally never found him.	118
As a crime scene investigator, I was warned that I might see the absolute filth of humanity.	114
As I began to peel away the skin of my rotisserie chicken breast, I quickly stopped as I felt a pain on my chest and my shirt began soaking with blood.	99
I sat in the recovery room from my transplant listening to a man screaming about how his daughter needed a surgery.	69
Very excited for someone to get my gift in the White Elephant this year!	57
“But it could be Santa, it could be Santa!” my children shouted in unison in our basement.	55
I usually carry a pocket knife on me for protection.	54
I managed to escape the hell-hole of a place that people nowadays would call a “cult”.	41