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I once wore a wife beater to a party.

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When my girlfriend got sick with malaria on holiday, I gave her a natural, plant-based remedy I bought from a local herbalist.

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I had only planned to briefly pop into the mall for some quick, essential shopping before heading home, but feeling spontaneous, decided to see a movie with an attractive stranger I met while waiting in the checkout line.

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I hid inside a locker on the last day of school, intending to jump out and surprise my friends.

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As both an avid history buff and a committed pacifist, I asked the genie if I could witness the end of the Second World War.

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If you think this post only has one sentence, you may be suffering from psychosis.

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[APR22] "This game's fun, Daddy," I heard my eight-year-old daughter giggle from my bedroom.

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[DEC 22] "It would have been impossible to escape once the box of books was placed on top."

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People told me my prank of spraying everybody at a crowded waterpark with a Super Soaker was dumb, since everybody was already wet.

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There was great excitement when the biotechnology company announced the invention of an "anti-moth powder" containing microscopic, genetically-engineered predatory mites that could be sprinkled over clothing and carpets.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I once wore a wife beater to a party.	5185
When my girlfriend got sick with malaria on holiday, I gave her a natural, plant-based remedy I bought from a local herbalist.	138
I had only planned to briefly pop into the mall for some quick, essential shopping before heading home, but feeling spontaneous, decided to see a movie with an attractive stranger I met while waiting in the checkout line.	100
I hid inside a locker on the last day of school, intending to jump out and surprise my friends.	89
As both an avid history buff and a committed pacifist, I asked the genie if I could witness the end of the Second World War.	81
If you think this post only has one sentence, you may be suffering from psychosis.	80
[APR22] "This game's fun, Daddy," I heard my eight-year-old daughter giggle from my bedroom.	33
[DEC 22] "It would have been impossible to escape once the box of books was placed on top."	23
People told me my prank of spraying everybody at a crowded waterpark with a Super Soaker was dumb, since everybody was already wet.	16
There was great excitement when the biotechnology company announced the invention of an "anti-moth powder" containing microscopic, genetically-engineered predatory mites that could be sprinkled over clothing and carpets.	3