/u/Aegis12314's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Humans finally develop spaceflight, and join the Galactic Federation. You, one of many ambassadors to earth, quickly realise that nobody is taking humanity seriously, just giving terrible advice to see if we are gullible enough to believe it. Unfortunately, all of your colleagues are idiots.
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[WP] Everyone is able to check their percentage of happiness. You are the first person to be confirmed to achieve negative (-1%) happiness. It was hard getting this low but you've never felt better.
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[WP] You are an average person, however everyone around you seems to believe you are far more capable than you actually are. You find out that this is a result of you having limited psychic powers to convince people that everything you do is done perfectly, regardless of how well you actually did.
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[WP] Having volunteered for an immortality experiment, you find that as you transcend the mortal coil, your ability to perceive humanity decreases until you are alone in a silent world.
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[WP] As a healer, your party has treated you terribly for far too long. When the barbarian shouts at you today, something fragile within snaps.
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[WP] You have been planning a murder for months, and arrive on the scene of what should be your crime, to find that you were too late. Someone else got there first. Now you're trying to figure out who did it so you can kill them instead for wasting your time and effort.
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[WP] You are a reverse psychic. You haven't had a single private thought since you were very young, since your brain automatically broadcasts your thoughts to everyone around you.
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[EU] You just lost a Pokémon battle. You are broke and don't have the money to pay for the loss. You were counting on winning to pay the mob.
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[WP] Your baby sister never stops crying, no matter how much your parents try to console her. You understand her better than them though. You're a clairvoyant, the same as she is, and you both know what's coming.
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[WP] You are an average person, however everyone around you seems to believe you are much more capable than you actually are. You find out that this is because you have limited psychic powers that convince people that everything you do is done perfectly, regardless of how well you actually did it.
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