/u/Aesop838's posts
[WP] A sorcerer cursed you to be exposed to your worst fear forever. Turns out what you're most afraid of is your mom who passed away years ago without resolving your issues. Now you want to thank him because, after a lot of work. your relationship with your mom has never been better.
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[WP] A Monster Under the Bed and a Monster in the Closet, both long since retired return to visit their former nemesis a Teddy Bear. They have tea and the bear tells them about the new generation of monsters he's been dealing with and about how he misses the old days.
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[WP] The coroner labeled your death "Natural Causes". Sure, cause two bullets to the head did cause your death, naturally. Now, you're going to ask him why he lied; once you figure out how to get out of this freezer.
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[WP] A superhero is charged with Manslaughter after killing a cosplayer dressed up as his arch-nemesis. The hero's defense is cited as saying, "It was a really good cosplay. The real villain would never have died from that punch." This sparks a number of legal questions and new laws.
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[WP] A man feeds crows down by the river every day; not bread crumbs either, but meat and sead. The crows know him and caw when he's near. One day the man is accosted by a robber. Crows drive the robber off and a raven-hair beauty with solid black eyes appears to help the man up. "MINE," she says.
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[WP] Imaginary Friends are really just demons that get accidentally summoned by toddlers playing with crayons accidentally drawing the particular demon's summoning symbol. Demons use it as an excuse to stay topside for a vacation. Guardian Angels keep an eye on things but enjoy the chance to talk.
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[WP] You've always loved cartoons, all animation really, from the classics through modern anime and even CG. You're less a consumer and more a connoisseur. This morning you woke up to find that you are now animated and you recognize the style and location. Your pulse quickens.
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[WP] You wake up after a night of over indulgence to foot long red salamander sitting on your chest. Before you panic it speaks up and asks if you want to be his friend. Thinking you must be more blotto than you realized you readily agree. He smiles and disappears. You suddenly develop pyrokinesis.
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[WP] If someone fails to answer the Sphinx's riddle they get devoured, the rules are immutable. The problem is the newest sphinx is a vegetarian and asks the easiest riddles to avoid the awkwardness of failing to eat a person. They even give clues if idiots have a hard time with one.
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[WP] You were born a twin. Two bodies and brains, fully formed, separate, and functional, but one mind. It has taken you years to divide your thoughts enough to function in society. Distance between your bodies does not matter. Then your mother gets pregnant and something changes.
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