/u/Affectionate-Row-534's posts
[WP] Being the demon king is such a drag. You didn't choose to be a demon, let alone the king of all demons. You were born into your role. You hate dealing with obnoxious "chosen ones" trying to fight you. You don't even care about world domination! All you want is to relax and read a good book.
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[WP] You've stumbled across a cult performing a human sacrifice to summon a high demon. They assume you are the demon they've summoned. Now you're worshipped as a deity by all the cult members and they look to you for guidance.
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[WP] You come from a long line of dragon slayers. On your most recent hunt you came across an ancient Ryu who put up a good fight. Before dealing the final blow the dragon cast a spell and merged itself with your body. Now as a demi-dragon you have to convince your family to not hunt you down.
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[WP] During dinner with your family the doorbell rings. At the door a couple of police officers confirm your name and inform you that your spouse has been found dead. Shocked you turn around to look at your spouse sitting at the dinner table with the kids.
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[WP] As a line cook you're used to the heat. One day at work you burn your arm pretty badly. As the days go by the burn on your arm keeps growing. A few months later, while at work, you notice that you're able to create a spark. Eventually creating a flame becomes second nature.
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[WP] As you lean back against the trunk of a tree to witness the carnage unfold, you think to yourself, "I used to protect him, now he protects me. It's funny how quick time flies."
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[WP] While at an estate sale you are captivated by a locked ornate box with no key. You buy the box and try every method to break it open. Frustrated you finally plead with the box to open and it complies with your request. Inside you find a wand and a note stating, "Use this wisely."
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[WP] Modern technology has made it so easy to order things online that even supernatural beings use the internet to get what they want delivered to them. At "Paranormal Express" your job is to deliver packages to these entities and creatures regardless of their plane of existence.
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[WP] You've been a gunslinger longer than most and age is slowly catching up with you. You can’t rely on your body like you used to, but experience more than makes up for it. The last guy didn't really stand a chance. Now you got his kid following you around like a lost puppy.
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[WP] At death's door you were offered immortality as a cat. You've witnessed civilizations rise and fall, traveled every land known to man, and now you're tired of being alive. One day as you contemplate your immortality you see a girl slumped in an alleyway and feel the need to take care of her.
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