/u/Affectionate-Row-534's posts
[WP] You're the worst adventurer in history. You've made every imaginable mistake and have had little to no success in quests or dungeons. So you decide to set up a school to teach new adventures what not to do. Your graduates have gone on to be elite adventurers making your school famous.
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[WP] As a hero's apprentice you knew that the training would be grueling, but you didn't expect the hero to be actively trying to kill you during your drills. After sixteen months of torturous training you've finally snapped and have decided to kill the hero however you can.
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[WP] When you heard cries that cold winter night you figured it was a hungry stray cat at your window so you put out a can of tuna for the poor thing. Now you can't get rid of the nine tailed baby fox that's gotten attached to you and follows you everywhere you go.
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[WP] The hero looks at you shocked and disgusted. "So... your plan is to make a... giant meatball out of every single person on earth...?" Scratching their head they frown and ask, "But, why?"
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[WP] While being held at gunpoint the gunman asks you if you have any last words. After contemplating for a bit you answer, "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!"
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[WP] One day you come across a frail white kitten in a box. You take the kitten home and care for it. As the months go by the kitten grows in size. At two years old the kitten, who is now as large as you are, begins to speak by thanking you and tells you that he is a demon cat at your service.
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[WP] A youtuber decides to set the world record for the most amount of balloons released. It's been five years since the last time you've seen the clear sky. Countries have tried destroying the balloons but there's just too many. The balloons have caused a prolonged winter and the planet is dying.
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[WP] You're a self proclaimed "Master Thief" who takes on any job for the right price. Your most recent client has hired you for an unusual task that would require utilizing all of your experience and expertise; steal the princess' unconditional love. The reward is ascendance to the throne.
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[WP] As a new Grim Reaper it's your job to accompany the recently deceased safety to the afterlife. It doesn't take you long to realize that this is probably one of the worst customer service jobs out there.
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[WP] Time has stopped for everyone and everything except you. You don't seem to age anymore either. You start exploring to find anything else that's moving. You start losing track of how many decades you've been exploring. Eventually you come across a portal and a man in a lab coat waving hello.
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