/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Your roommate, Adam, is pretty weird. He hates snakes and apples, loves gardens and has weirdly specific knowledge of history, almost like he was there. His girlfriend, Eve, is also like that.
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[WP] You and your infamous adventuring party have retired decades ago, after having saved the world more times than you can count, each of you having children and grandchildren to call your own. But, unknown forces pull you all together again, so you all set out for adventure. One last time.
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[WP] A knight rides up to the castle where the dragon is keeping the princess. "Foolish knight! You think you can rescue the princess?!" The knight sprays on a bit of cologne. "Actually, I'm not here for the princess. I'm here for you."
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[WP] As it turns out, hate can lead to love rather easily. At least, in the case of superheroes and villains. So often in fact, that they have to pretend to fight each other in public so they don't go out of business. Often with negative effects on their home lives.
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[WP] Mary's husband, Joseph, is arguing with an innkeeper. "C'mon, my wife is about to give birth to humanity's savior!" "I know, it's just that we always get really crowded around Christmas time." "Around WHAT time?"
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[WP] Humans are the only race in the galaxy to use and perfect magic. The rest of the galaxy sees magic as a primitive tool of a primitive race, but when the most powerful alien empire tries to take over human territory, we send in one person. The Master of Chaos Magic, the most human magic of all.
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[WP] Dragons are the highest tier of elemental, which are formed when a large amount of an element exists in one place for a long time. In a dragon's case, centuries. Metal is an element, which became problematic as Gun Dragons started appearing.
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[WP] Your roommate looks suspiciously like Jesus, even down to the clothing, but you've always thought he was a cosplayer or something. One day, when you ask if you can have some of his ice cream, he says, "Remember that time you purposely tripped your classmate in 3rd grade, and didn't repent?"
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