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[SP] "San Francisco is gone now!" "That was for the good of all Americans!"

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[WP] Is it really possible for an emo girl... And a country boy... To construct a Dyson Sphere?

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[WP] A team of professional bank robbers gets hired to steal from a laboratory. Little do they know of the horrors that lie within.

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[WP] "DARK LORD! I HAVE COME TO DEFEAT YOU AND FREE THE WORLD FROM YOUR TYRANNY!" The Dark Lord sighs sadly, and puts his head in his hands. "Yeah, whatever......just get it over with......" The Hero lowers his sword and says, "Whoa, is something wrong?" "I can't get her out of my head....."

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[WP] The Hero confronts the Demon Lord. "You fool! Only one sword in existence can kill me!" The Hero pulls out a sword. "Is this it?" The Demon Lord stares at the sword for a second before nervously saying, "Y-you fool! No sword in existence can kill me!"

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[SP] Fantasy elves, but they have Brooklyn accents.

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[WP] Wizards will tell you that cheesemancy isn't a valid form of magic, until you conjure a cheese wheel in their brain.

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[SP] Jesus accidentally turns the world's oceans into wine.

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[WP] Your honor, seeing as how I killed my client in this very courtroom, it's impossible for them to have committed any crime. We move to dismiss all charges.

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[WP] Your wizard friend is going through a rough divorce. "She took my only orb! Do you know how expensive those things are? How am I supposed to ponder the arcane secrets of the cosmos now?!"

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[SP] "San Francisco is gone now!" "That was for the good of all Americans!"	1
[WP] Is it really possible for an emo girl... And a country boy... To construct a Dyson Sphere?	1
[WP] A team of professional bank robbers gets hired to steal from a laboratory. Little do they know of the horrors that lie within.	1
[WP] "DARK LORD! I HAVE COME TO DEFEAT YOU AND FREE THE WORLD FROM YOUR TYRANNY!" The Dark Lord sighs sadly, and puts his head in his hands. "Yeah, whatever......just get it over with......" The Hero lowers his sword and says, "Whoa, is something wrong?" "I can't get her out of my head....."	1
[WP] The Hero confronts the Demon Lord. "You fool! Only one sword in existence can kill me!" The Hero pulls out a sword. "Is this it?" The Demon Lord stares at the sword for a second before nervously saying, "Y-you fool! No sword in existence can kill me!"	1
[SP] Fantasy elves, but they have Brooklyn accents.	1
[WP] Wizards will tell you that cheesemancy isn't a valid form of magic, until you conjure a cheese wheel in their brain.	1
[SP] Jesus accidentally turns the world's oceans into wine.	1
[WP] Your honor, seeing as how I killed my client in this very courtroom, it's impossible for them to have committed any crime. We move to dismiss all charges.	1
[WP] Your wizard friend is going through a rough divorce. "She took my only orb! Do you know how expensive those things are? How am I supposed to ponder the arcane secrets of the cosmos now?!"	1