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[SP] "Hey, look! Jesus fell asleep first!" "Prank him, Judas!" "Haha, you already know."

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[WP] You and a snail are immortal, but the snail always knows where you are, and touching it will kill you both. You're at the park watching your 243rd daughter, when she comes over to give you something she found. When she drops it into your waiting hand, it's a snail shell.

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[SP] I'm just like Jesus, but instead of dying on the cross, I have work tomorrow.

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[WP] You need to be wizardmaxxing. You need to be searching through dark places for obscure arcana. You need to be growing out your beard. You need to be sending people on quests. You need to buy more books. You need to live in a tower. You need to be wizardmaxxing.

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[WP] It's said that in order for God to be good, there must be an equal force of evil to oppose him.

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[EU] Kratos: "Uuuhhh, guys? We got company!" Freya: witty remark

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[WP] A "popular" girl falls in love with a "nerdy" boy, however he hates her and she spends all her time trying to impress him.

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[WP] I was trying to kill this rabbit that's been burrowing in my backyard for awhile, so I sat outside its hole with my gun. But when it came out, it stuck its finger in my gun, which made the barrel explode into a flower shape, and cover my face in soot.

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[EU] Death comes for Lord Shen.

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[SP] You are a rat in a KFC, and you've just found their deep fryer.

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[SP] "Hey, look! Jesus fell asleep first!" "Prank him, Judas!" "Haha, you already know."	0
[WP] You and a snail are immortal, but the snail always knows where you are, and touching it will kill you both. You're at the park watching your 243rd daughter, when she comes over to give you something she found. When she drops it into your waiting hand, it's a snail shell.	0
[SP] I'm just like Jesus, but instead of dying on the cross, I have work tomorrow.	0
[WP] You need to be wizardmaxxing. You need to be searching through dark places for obscure arcana. You need to be growing out your beard. You need to be sending people on quests. You need to buy more books. You need to live in a tower. You need to be wizardmaxxing.	0
[WP] It's said that in order for God to be good, there must be an equal force of evil to oppose him.	0
[EU] Kratos: "Uuuhhh, guys? We got company!" Freya: witty remark	0
[WP] A "popular" girl falls in love with a "nerdy" boy, however he hates her and she spends all her time trying to impress him.	0
[WP] I was trying to kill this rabbit that's been burrowing in my backyard for awhile, so I sat outside its hole with my gun. But when it came out, it stuck its finger in my gun, which made the barrel explode into a flower shape, and cover my face in soot.	0
[EU] Death comes for Lord Shen.	0
[SP] You are a rat in a KFC, and you've just found their deep fryer.	0