/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts
[SP] One day, someone will think about you for the last time, and you will be forgotten by the universe.
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[WP] You are the main villain of a generic isekai anime. But the powers that be forced this role onto you, but you refuse to play by their rules, so you set out to become a better hero than the protagonist.
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[WP] You are a powerful Fae that's been imprisoned for centuries. But now, with the prophecy of the Dark Lord being born to the royal family soon, the King and his Royal Court come in person to make a deal.
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[WP] Jesus comes down to Earth to check on how we're doing. Upon seeing the state of the world, he asks, "Why is no one loving thy neighbor? I specifically requested it."
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[EU] Chris Redfield has Leon Kennedy cornered. "This is the end of the line, Leon, no more running away. I'm taking you back to that alter where Claire looks very cute in her wedding dress. Are we gonna do this the easy way, or the hard way?"
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[WP] Jealous of the attention Bowsette is getting from Mario, she puts on a different kind of crown, one that turned her into a Bowser-like form. Then, Bowstool (Bowser+Toadstool, Peach's last name) kidnaps Bowsette, while Mario chases after her, starting the princess kidnapping cycle anew.
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[WP] The current ruler of hell was in the middle of his work, when an imp bursts into their office. "MY LORD, WE NEED TO EVACUATE HELL! THEY'RE HERE!" "Who's here? And make this quick." "THE DOOMSLAYER, BUT THIS TIME, HE'S BROUGHT HIS ALLIES! THE SON OF SPARDA AND THE GREEN DEMON!"
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[WP] Your roommate, Adam, is pretty weird. He hates snakes and apples, loves gardens and has weirdly specific knowledge of history, almost like he was there. His girlfriend, Eve, is also like that.
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[EU] People really make up stupid stuff like, "Oh Palpatine is the bad guy." Like bruh, he is literally the chancellor. Next people are gonna say that Anakin and Darth Vader are the same person.
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