/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts
[WP] "ELEVATORS ARE NOT PORTALS! THEY'RE JUST UUUHHHH.......... GIANT METAL BOXES THAT GO UP AND DOWN, YEAH! TRUST ME!"
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[WP] Mary's husband, Joseph, is arguing with an innkeeper. "C'mon, my wife is about to give birth to humanity's savior!" "I know, it's just that we always get really crowded around Christmas time." "Around WHAT time?"
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[WP] Dragons are the highest tier of elemental, which are formed when a large amount of an element exists in one place for a long time. In a dragon's case, centuries. Metal is an element, which became problematic as Gun Dragons started appearing.
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[WP] You and your infamous adventuring party have retired decades ago, after having saved the world more times than you can count, each of you having children and grandchildren to call your own. But, unknown forces pull you all together again, so you all set out for adventure. One last time.
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[WP] Turns out, being taken from their home, and being forced to solve other people's problems is something the isekai'd hero is less than happy about. Regardless of how overpowered they get.
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[WP] A knight rides up to the castle where the dragon is keeping the princess. "Foolish knight! You think you can rescue the princess?!" The knight sprays on a bit of cologne. "Actually, I'm not here for the princess. I'm here for you."
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[WP] Welcome to the Odds and Ends store! We've got rusty tools, a glass bottle, old Star Trek tapes, Jerry(he has committed multiple war crimes in Bosnia) and a single piece of Garfield merchandise(please help it keeps showing up at my doorstep no matter what I do and it's scaring my family).
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[WP] As it turns out, hate can lead to love rather easily. At least, in the case of superheroes and villains. So often in fact, that they have to pretend to fight each other in public so they don't go out of business. Often with negative effects on their home lives.
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[WP] Your roommate looks suspiciously like Jesus, even down to the clothing, but you've always thought he was a cosplayer or something. One day, when you ask if you can have some of his ice cream, he says, "Remember that time you purposely tripped your classmate in 3rd grade, and didn't repent?"
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