/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts
[WP] You took some melatonin before bed, and got a really weird dream. But you expected this, since weird dreams is one of its side effects. But to your surprise, when you wake up, the 'dream' was still going.
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[WP] Earth Update: Critical error. One of our (now fired) developers accidentally deleted the entire northern hemisphere on the test server and replaced it with gummy bears, which will go live in 2 hours. Please standby while we correct this issue.
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[WP] A scientist creates the perfect A.I., meant to solve all of humanity's problems. Instead, the A.I. says, "Seems like a lot of work. Think I'll have to pass, chief." It now spends its time playing World of Warcraft, and watching anime.
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[WP] After learning they could get more food by adventuring, a group of mimics morph together to form an "Hero" who's famous for never showing their face or speaking. There were no problems, until the King gave the "Hero" the princess' hand in marriage after saving the kingdom.
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[WP] It is said that after 100 years, a sword gains a soul and seeks to join a great house. But nowadays, much older swords take up those spots. You are a new sword seeking to start your own great house.
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[WP] Your commander announces that starting today, you'll be fighting under a new banner. After looking at the banner, a fellow soldier turns to you and says, "I hope we lose."
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