/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts
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[WP] Your grandmother has been alive for 102 years. When asked what her secret is, she says, "God's punishing me."
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[WP] An immortal and time traveler break up. The time traveler wants some space, but the immortal won't leave them alone.
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[WP] The villain smiled a dark, cruel smile, devoid of sympathy for the defeated hero. "Now you see," their words a soft hiss, "Now you see that the hero was never meant to win."
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[WP] The children of Orcish and Elven royalty have been put into an arranged marriage in order to create peace between the Orc tribes and Elf kingdoms. You are one of those children, and you spouse is.......interesting, to say the least.
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[WP] You were crawling through some tubes at a family restaurant, trying to find you way out, when you come across another kid. "Hey, which way's out?" "Oh, I don't know. I never made it out." The kid then vanishes in front of you.
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[WP] Every night, some guy stands in the corner of your bedroom, silently eating a Kit-Kat the wrong way.
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