/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts
[WP] "DARK LORD! I HAVE COME TO DEFEAT YOU AND FREE THE WORLD FROM YOUR TYRANNY!" The Dark Lord sighs sadly, and puts his head in his hands. "Yeah, whatever......just get it over with......" The Hero lowers his sword and says, "Whoa, is something wrong?" "I can't get her out of my head....."
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[WP] Wizards will tell you that cheesemancy isn't a valid form of magic, until you conjure a cheese wheel in their brain.
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[WP] You look up from what your were doing and see a cloaked figure, scythe in one hand, impatiently tapping their foot, while looking at their watch, occasionally glancing up at you. Nobody else seems to notice them.
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[WP] You beg the universe and any god that is listening for help. Unfortunately for you, you get a response you don't want.
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[WP] Whenever Goblins go through clearings, they hold hands so flying predators can't smatch them away.
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[WP] A world of superpowers, but they're either comically useless, or have such a stupid drawback that makes them useless.
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[WP] "Put your villain lair near the low-level starting areas to prevent the heroes from being able to level up, so they can't kill you." This single quote led to a Golden Age of Villainy.
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[WP] Aliens show up and threaten to overthrow humanity's leaders. To their surprise, the humans are stoked and offer to help.
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