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[SP] An elf and a goblin set up a tavern in a dwarf city.

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[WP] You and a snail are immortal, but the snail always knows where you are, and touching it will kill you both. You're at the park watching your 243rd daughter, when she comes over to give you something she found. When she drops it into your waiting hand, it's a snail shell.

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[IP] "Can you explain this gap in your resume?" "Can you explain this?"

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[SP] You are a rat in a KFC, and you've just found their deep fryer.

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[WP] "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?!" "SHE WAS JUST LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!" "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!" "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!" "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

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[WP] "What will you have to drink today?" Jesus and his disciples are struggling to not laugh. "Yeah, uh." snickers "We'll all get some uh... Water..."

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[SP] I'm just like Jesus, but instead of dying on the cross, I have work tomorrow.

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[WP] A "popular" girl falls in love with a "nerdy" boy, however he hates her and she spends all her time trying to impress him.

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[EU] Kratos: "Uuuhhh, guys? We got company!" Freya: witty remark

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[WP] You need to be wizardmaxxing. You need to be searching through dark places for obscure arcana. You need to be growing out your beard. You need to be sending people on quests. You need to buy more books. You need to live in a tower. You need to be wizardmaxxing.

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[SP] An elf and a goblin set up a tavern in a dwarf city.	1	WritingPrompts
[WP] You and a snail are immortal, but the snail always knows where you are, and touching it will kill you both. You're at the park watching your 243rd daughter, when she comes over to give you something she found. When she drops it into your waiting hand, it's a snail shell.	0	WritingPrompts
[IP] "Can you explain this gap in your resume?" "Can you explain this?"	0	WritingPrompts
[SP] You are a rat in a KFC, and you've just found their deep fryer.	0	WritingPrompts
[WP] "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?!" "SHE WAS JUST LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!" "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!" "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!" "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"	0	WritingPrompts
[WP] "What will you have to drink today?" Jesus and his disciples are struggling to not laugh. "Yeah, uh." snickers "We'll all get some uh... Water..."	0	WritingPrompts
[SP] I'm just like Jesus, but instead of dying on the cross, I have work tomorrow.	0	WritingPrompts
[WP] A "popular" girl falls in love with a "nerdy" boy, however he hates her and she spends all her time trying to impress him.	0	WritingPrompts
[EU] Kratos: "Uuuhhh, guys? We got company!" Freya: witty remark	0	WritingPrompts
[WP] You need to be wizardmaxxing. You need to be searching through dark places for obscure arcana. You need to be growing out your beard. You need to be sending people on quests. You need to buy more books. You need to live in a tower. You need to be wizardmaxxing.	0	WritingPrompts