/u/Ajreil's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "May I direct your attention to section C, subsection 4.3 of the contract, specifically the Santa Clause..."
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[WP] "Due to a technical error, we released your autobiography 20 years in advance. Please be aware that reading it may alter the course of your life. We apologize for any inconvenience."
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[WP] The speed of light is absolute. Humans haven't seen aliens because those aliens are too far away, and the journey would take eons. We thought we were safe, but someone found a loophole. The speed of light just got a lot faster.
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[WP] On a dare, you wear 3D glasses to a 2D movie. Instead of a blurry movie you see a man in a suite giving Mission Impossible style instructions on how to infiltrate the Pentagon.
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[WP] Say her name in a mirror three times and Bloody Mary will appear. Except this time the "mirror" is a 7-story reflection on the side of a sky scraper, and she isn't sure how to proceed.
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[WP] The prizes in the bottom of Cracker Jack boxes have always been magical artifacts, but no one knew. You just activated one by mistake.
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[WP] Aliens have seen our news broadcasts, but they heard the jokes first. When we finally meet, they applaud our "great works of satire" such as War of the Worlds, hurricanes and atom bombs. Little do they know, most of that was serious.
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[WP] You work at a call center trying to help aliens understand human jokes euphemisms. | "Is it true that the human indoskeletal structure expands when you consume food?" ... "Do you mean big boned?"
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[WP] "Humans thought they were exploring the universe, but in fact it was the universe exploring Humans."
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