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[WP] A comedian sets up a joke by saying "Stop me if you've heard this before..." but the man on your left shoots him with a revolver. He hands it to you and says "Yes, Belgium, 1871. There are two more immortals on your left. Run!"

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[WP] Anesthesia doesn't prevent pain, it collects it. You just discovered that they're collecting it for.

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[WP] You work in a facility that specializes in patients with severe memory loss. Except you don't help them recover their memories - You collect them.

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[Prompt] "Alright, who taught the beavers to use power tools?"

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[WP] A vaccine for Arachnophobia has existed for years. The company that produces it just unveiled their army of spider bots. Somehow no one has a problem with this.

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[SP] Google Maps starts routing people away from accidents before they happen

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[WP] An alien in a dark ally opens a briefcase, filled with some of the most exotic drugs in the galaxy. Stimulants, hallucinogens, and today's special: Disco.

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[WP] You've been told that humans always keep their promises, but you didn't believe it. Now you just met an oath enforcer, a skilled mercenary a human hired to keep his word.

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[WP] Magic exists, but to work you must have total control over another person. Without thinking, you just voted for Google's CEO for senator. Everyone you know did the same.

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[WP] A flat earther adamantly believes that the earth is flat, and says he can prove it. He takes you deep info a cave and back out again. Just as you are about to say "I told you so," you look to your left and see Europe over the ocean.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] A comedian sets up a joke by saying "Stop me if you've heard this before..." but the man on your left shoots him with a revolver. He hands it to you and says "Yes, Belgium, 1871. There are two more immortals on your left. Run!"	9
[WP] Anesthesia doesn't prevent pain, it collects it. You just discovered that they're collecting it for.	8
[WP] You work in a facility that specializes in patients with severe memory loss. Except you don't help them recover their memories - You collect them.	8
[Prompt] "Alright, who taught the beavers to use power tools?"	7
[WP] A vaccine for Arachnophobia has existed for years. The company that produces it just unveiled their army of spider bots. Somehow no one has a problem with this.	6
[SP] Google Maps starts routing people away from accidents before they happen	5
[WP] An alien in a dark ally opens a briefcase, filled with some of the most exotic drugs in the galaxy. Stimulants, hallucinogens, and today's special: Disco.	5
[WP] You've been told that humans always keep their promises, but you didn't believe it. Now you just met an oath enforcer, a skilled mercenary a human hired to keep his word.	5
[WP] Magic exists, but to work you must have total control over another person. Without thinking, you just voted for Google's CEO for senator. Everyone you know did the same.	4
[WP] A flat earther adamantly believes that the earth is flat, and says he can prove it. He takes you deep info a cave and back out again. Just as you are about to say "I told you so," you look to your left and see Europe over the ocean.	3