/u/AlabastorRetard's posts
[WP] You're randomly doodling in a notepad when it suddenly bursts into flames and shoots a fireball straight into the ceiling much to the shock of those around you. You have just rediscovered runic magic.
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"The doors are sealed, you can't get in" I said over the intercom, eternally grateful I had the money to buy my way into the shelter.
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[WP] The bad news is that you just discovered reality is a simulation, the good news you just found the console command.
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[WP] As a life long atheist your soul goes to the one god you genuinely prayed to, the god of Parking Spaces.
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[WP] You ARE the Chosen One, you WILL save the world no matter how much you don't want to and try to screw it up.
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Even with autumn closing in the cats refuse to come in the house. They can't be smart enough to work out who and what I am, can they?
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[WP] You are the exasperated guardian angel of an action movie protagonist who must make sure that everything is exactly where it needs to be for your charge to survive.
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