/u/Alarid's posts
[WP] You are a powerful sorcerer, who requires the blood of your servants to cast your spells. You've recently discovered they have been using theater tricks to avoid injury and have substituted your ingredients with common household items... but your spells have been stronger than ever.
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[WP] You're a genie with a reputation for twisting people's wishes and causing more harm than good. But you're not actually evil... you're just really bad at granting wishes.
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[WP] Walt Disney Company to eliminate plastic straws and more by 2019. "And more" is where you come in, Agent 47.
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[WP] You are in a security meeting with Darth Vader after the destruction of the Death Star, and everyone is deathly afraid of any minor gaffs... but no one is sure if he's awake.
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[WP] You're on a new diet, and severely cut down on sodium intake. You feel great, and you're losing weight. Except now you don't have enough salt in your body to ward off all the ghosts.
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[WP] You have just survived the largest space battle in the war yet, and have been left behind in the carnage. As the gravity of the situation settles in, so does it start to pull in... everything.
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[WP] We had driven the aliens off after years of them stealing our resources, only for them to return... with their lawyers.
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[WP] After 780 days in space, the U.S. Air Force's secret unmanned spaceplane X37B has returned to Earth. When opened, there is a freshly cooked pizza found inside.
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You are in a security meeting with Darth Vader after the destruction of the Death Star, and everyone is deathly afraid of any minor gaffs... but no one is sure if he's awake.
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