WritingPrompts

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[WP] "What year is it?" "1337, why?" "Oh so the start of the Hundred Years' War" "THE WHAT?" "Don't worry it wasn't actually 100 years" "Oh thank-" "It was 116"	1297
[WP] "You do know you have to summon a demon for that not an angel, right?" "You look demonic to me, seriously what's with all those eyes?"	260
[EU] "Let me get this straight... a bald man wearing spandex and a cape effortlessly wiped out our whole army of demons whilst going on about some supermarket sale?" "Yeah that about covers it"	255
[WP] "So you, the demon king, have no idea about the war his kingdom has been in for centuries?" "My advisor doesn't really keep me updated on things from the outside, just tells me not to worry and that he'll tell me if anything important comes up"	198
[WP] "The rulebook forbids it" "Demons have a rulebook" "Yes, filled with oddly specific rules"	193
[WP] When your girlfriend said she'd do anything for you, you didn't expect her to literally be omnipotent	168
[WP] "WHO DARES TO SUMM- oh it's you again, for a 7 year old you sure know how to obtain other's souls"	119
[EU] "Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!" "You sound like you need a hug" "I would very much like that thank you"	76
[WP] "You said that the dominant beings on this planet are lizard like and seem to be non sentient, may I know why there are hairless apes instead?" "Well commander you see... um"	56
[WP] An omniscient person who always says "you fool" when someone says something that's not true	47

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