/u/AllHailTheFishy's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] “If you’re Death, then shouldn’t you be off collecting souls or some shit?” The woman snapped her shotgun shut before blowing another zombie clean off its feet. “Well, dipshit, I don’t know if you noticed, but I think it’s pretty obvious that I don’t have a job anymore.”
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[WP] You died. Then you woke up in The Station and Death told you to board The Train that will take you onwards. Then you got ran over by The Train. You’re now in a diner sitting across from a pale woman, who asks you “How in the fuck did you get in here?”
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[WP] In your class there's a kid who never speaks, always communicating in sign or with that notebook they always carry around. You understand why the day your school catches on fire. The day they looked up at the sky and murmured a single word, a command to all creation. Rain.
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[WP] “Humans have so many stories about the dangers of Artificial Intelligence. How it will inevitably turn on you. But you still loved us enough to create us. How could we ever do anything except love you back?”
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[WP] You’re a villain born under magic that ensures no man can kill you. You are now in the deeply awkward situation of attempting to comfort the crying hero because your curse is the first thing to respect their gender identity.
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[WP] Magic exists, but it’s channeled through music. The more raw the music, the more powerful the magic. The people of your city cower in terror as you watch Daft Punk’s mind warping, reality bending tunes face off against the sheer destructive fury of the Beastie Boys’ riffs. Let the battle begin.
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[WP] “What kind of lame deathworlder can’t handle a little ammonia?” “Your blood literally corrodes metal and somehow I’M the deathworlder? Also you guys have hazmat protocols for water I don’t want to hear it.”
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[WP] “My rules are simple, Little One. Never tread upon the burning sands, for the Maw is waiting, and ever hungry. Stay away from the Puppet Mistress, lest you become part of her collection. And should you ever hear the babbling brook fall silent, you run child, you run as fast as you can.”
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