/u/AllHailTheFishy's posts
[WP]You’re a coroner at the police station, and while removing the heart of a body for inspection, it crystallizes. More terrifying is her waking up and declaring that you hold her heart, and therefore, her love. She gets very depressed if you try to give it back, and honestly? She’s pretty cute...
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[EU] in one universe, “Master has given Dobby a glock” is nothing more than a joke. In this one, it’s a harrowing reality.
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[WP] Angels come into and out of your life, leading many to dub you a prophet. Truthfully, it’s because you’re a bleeding heart and no one ever took the time to parent these idiots. “Samandriel, spit that out. Now. I don’t care if you’re impervious to disease and poison, it’s disgusting.”
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[WP] Gods are tragic by nature. Their ascendance marks the deaths of the mortal they once were. Their first moments are spent begging for their mortal selves to stay, to live even as they slip through their fingers. This is not your friend. It is a god now. But it weeps for them.
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[WP] “What the hell is that?” “Uh... well, you see, that’s my homunculus flesh puppet. I have it to transfer my soul into in the event of my death. Don’t uh... don’t touch it. If it wakes up with no soul it’ll massacre everyone in a three mile radius and that’s not how I want to start my day.”
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[WP] You found an normal looking ray gun while scavenging a derelict ship. It has the three usual settings: Impact, Stun, and Death, but what has you worried is the three extra settings it has, Super Death, Ultra Mega Death, and Use Only If You Don’t Like The Planet You’re Currently On.
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[WP] “In my defense,” the zombie said, slamming their fellow undead’s skull into the pavement and picking at the bits that fell out, “ The other option is I eat you, so I feel like there’s some moral ground for me to stand on.”
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[WP] Ok so, downside is, you got shot again. Upside is, there seems to be an emerging pattern that you’re probably immortal.
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[WP] “to tell you the truth, I’m not an Oracle.” “Then what are you?” “Someone who has tried and failed a thousand times. For what it’s worth, I’m so sorry for what comes next.”
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[WP] Everyone has two shrifts carved into them at some point in their lives. letters in their hand, and the corresponding title within their soul. There are legends of those who bore S for Strength, or M for Monster. You have an A upon your hand, and a single word carved into your soul. Almighty.
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