/u/AllHailTheFishy's posts
[WP] You’re friend just casually violated all known laws of reality. When asked about it, they simply said “Oh I’m running a TAS so I can try to figure out new tech.” Which explains absolutely nothing at all.
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[WP] Your party has finally met the Lich King that they were prophesized to defeat. One problem though, he’s really chill and they actually like him a lot. You continue to create situations and backstory to entice them to kill him. It’s been three days and they still. Won’t. Kill him.
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[WP] What does it matter if a vampire is faster than you? Or that a werewolf far stronger? You know where they break, where they shatter. You know every beat of their heart before they do. What is a beast before a Seer? One eye to see what could be, one eye to see what will.
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[WP] Unsurprisingly, they eat flesh. Surprisingly, the zombies have some very good arguments for it.
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[WP] “The trick to surviving The City of Glass is actually pretty simple. Just don’t look at any Glass. Looking into the Glass is when things get complicated. And complicated is very bad in The City of Glass.”
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[WP] Your crew is visiting earth to watch the annual ‘Capsaicin Consumption Toxic Death Brawl’. The human you ask about it responds with “Uh, you mean the town spicy pepper eating contest? Kind of a niche event but hey, to each their own.”
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[WP] “Okay. Deep breaths, don’t freak out. Honestly didn’t expect that to work.” She said, looking out across the corpse of the God she had killed. “Now comes the hard part.”
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[WP] “Why do I always let you live?” the villain asked, pinning the hero to the ground. “Think, idiot. Do you really believe that humanity will trust the one who destroyed their world to be the one who builds a better one from the ashes?”
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[WP] “Explain why they surround that one?” “I mean, the best way to describe it is an evolutionary response to something in distress.” “Why do you answer it?“Because humans hate seeing someone sad.”
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