/u/AlmostSane67's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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You can call me a monster if you wish, but I think it's funny to kidnap people's pets.

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At my father's funeral, everyone kept saying he was a great man, full of kindness, and a loving father.

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[NOV22] When it comes to protecting my family, no sacrifice is too great.

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Three years ago, I was addicted to heroin, homeless, and always hungry, but today I'm a new man.

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It my own fault that I'm trapped in this room with this horrible beast, ropes of saliva snaking down its flabby jowls while it's greedy eyes stare at me, like I was just a piece of meat.

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[MAY23] The winter has lasted for over two years now, so when I spotted the bonfire in the distance, I couldn't help but run towards its warmth.

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At the press conference tonight, the police chief stated his belief that a single killer was responsible for the recent string of gruesome murders.

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There are too many homeless people, and too many hungry people, so I'm doing my best to help out.

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I was in a bad mood, I've never had any sympathy for panhandlers, and maybe, just maybe, I was a tiny bit rude to the beggar at the top of the subway escalator.

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As the path curved away from the chasm, I let out a sigh of relief, knowing that I would soon be home preparing dinner for my children.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You can call me a monster if you wish, but I think it's funny to kidnap people's pets.	19
At my father's funeral, everyone kept saying he was a great man, full of kindness, and a loving father.	19
[NOV22] When it comes to protecting my family, no sacrifice is too great.	18
Three years ago, I was addicted to heroin, homeless, and always hungry, but today I'm a new man.	17
It my own fault that I'm trapped in this room with this horrible beast, ropes of saliva snaking down its flabby jowls while it's greedy eyes stare at me, like I was just a piece of meat.	16
[MAY23] The winter has lasted for over two years now, so when I spotted the bonfire in the distance, I couldn't help but run towards its warmth.	16
At the press conference tonight, the police chief stated his belief that a single killer was responsible for the recent string of gruesome murders.	15
There are too many homeless people, and too many hungry people, so I'm doing my best to help out.	15
I was in a bad mood, I've never had any sympathy for panhandlers, and maybe, just maybe, I was a tiny bit rude to the beggar at the top of the subway escalator.	14
As the path curved away from the chasm, I let out a sigh of relief, knowing that I would soon be home preparing dinner for my children.	14