/u/AlmostSane67's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My wife accused me of sneaking out of the house late last night to meet another woman.

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Congratulations, Miss, you just gave birth to a beautiful, healthy baby girl!

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Five years ago, when I was in 3rd grade, my teacher asked everybody what they wanted to be when they got older, and I said I wanted to be an orphan.

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My father always said that his greatest fear about getting old was that he might get hit hard by Alzheimers.

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Growing up during the Cold War, we were all acutely aware of the threat of nuclear annihilation.

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[NOV22] It's been three days since my wife passed away, and I don't know what I'm going to do with myself now.

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I was trying to drive home, to apologize to my wife for what I said about her and the kids, but I kept having to pull over to let emergency vehicles pass.

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I finish filling in the grave, confidant that my sister's husband would never abuse her again.

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I've always felt like an outsider, like I was somehow different from everyone else.

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[AUG22] As stated earlier in this report, all the fears of global catastrophe being caused by human actions were misguided.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife accused me of sneaking out of the house late last night to meet another woman.	14
Congratulations, Miss, you just gave birth to a beautiful, healthy baby girl!	13
Five years ago, when I was in 3rd grade, my teacher asked everybody what they wanted to be when they got older, and I said I wanted to be an orphan.	11
My father always said that his greatest fear about getting old was that he might get hit hard by Alzheimers.	10
Growing up during the Cold War, we were all acutely aware of the threat of nuclear annihilation.	9
[NOV22] It's been three days since my wife passed away, and I don't know what I'm going to do with myself now.	8
I was trying to drive home, to apologize to my wife for what I said about her and the kids, but I kept having to pull over to let emergency vehicles pass.	8
I finish filling in the grave, confidant that my sister's husband would never abuse her again.	6
I've always felt like an outsider, like I was somehow different from everyone else.	5
[AUG22] As stated earlier in this report, all the fears of global catastrophe being caused by human actions were misguided.	5