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[NOV22] If you don't know, and I don't know, then find me someone who does know, now!

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She told me that she kept hearing voices in her head, but she couldn't make out what they were saying.

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I finally made love to my longtime crush last night, and when she saw me this morning, she pointed at me and said those three little words, her voice overflowing with emotion.

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As I was getting out of my car at the convenience store, I noticed a single toddler shoe lying on its side in the adjacent parking space.

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For the neighborhood block party, I offered a full ham that I had cured and smoked myself.

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The bad news is, while I was driving through the college campus, I was so focused on the young lady walking down the sidewalk that I lost control of my car and hit a pedestrian.

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Mother complains that I spend too much time reading about serial killers and the methods by which they were caught, saying that such an obsession is unhealthy for me.

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I told the genie that I wished for my favorite country/pop singer to record a song about me.

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After three unsuccessful suicide attempts, my older sister is finally at rest at Hillside Memorial Gardens.

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I looked into the corner of my hospice room, and there sat old Mamasan, as silent and unchanging as ever.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[NOV22] If you don't know, and I don't know, then find me someone who does know, now!	5
She told me that she kept hearing voices in her head, but she couldn't make out what they were saying.	4
I finally made love to my longtime crush last night, and when she saw me this morning, she pointed at me and said those three little words, her voice overflowing with emotion.	2
As I was getting out of my car at the convenience store, I noticed a single toddler shoe lying on its side in the adjacent parking space.	1
For the neighborhood block party, I offered a full ham that I had cured and smoked myself.	1
The bad news is, while I was driving through the college campus, I was so focused on the young lady walking down the sidewalk that I lost control of my car and hit a pedestrian.	1
Mother complains that I spend too much time reading about serial killers and the methods by which they were caught, saying that such an obsession is unhealthy for me.	1
I told the genie that I wished for my favorite country/pop singer to record a song about me.	1
After three unsuccessful suicide attempts, my older sister is finally at rest at Hillside Memorial Gardens.	1
I looked into the corner of my hospice room, and there sat old Mamasan, as silent and unchanging as ever.	1