/u/AloysiusLucais's posts
[WP] You have the ability to know someone’s most embarrassing moment just from talking to them. Very useful in petty arguments. Then one day you accidentally mention your best friend’s moment to them. But for some reason they turn serious and glare at you. “I thought I killed everyone who knew...”
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[WP] The vampires have taken over earth and turned nearly everyone. Everyone is loving the immortality. One downside though: they have long since stopped turning people due to overpopulation. You are the last human alive and you can never let anyone find out. But oh boy isn’t it difficult sometimes
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[WP] One day you wake up in the middle of a runic circle, surrounded by cowled men with horns. The leader steps forward and laughs maniacally. “I have finally done it. I shall bring destruction upon demonkind with the human I’ve summoned!” On the walls you see articles about global warming. You gulp
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[WP] One day, you take a buzzfeed quiz about your previous incarnation. At the end it tells you were Genghis Khan and it all comes back in a flash. Now you set out to make the Mongol Empire great again!
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[WP] You buy a love potion from an ugly old witch who promises you that with it no one will be able to resist you. You drink it but notice nothing happening. No one can keep their eyes of you however! But when you're back home you immediately notice that you look exactly like the ugly old witch!
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