/u/AmbitiousTie's posts
[WP] "Sir, as requested, the next galaxies in our list to be conquered and dominated are Sagittarius, Andromeda, Milky Way, and Tucana, but if you allow me, I don't think we should be messing with the Milky Way, that galaxy belongs to the human race and they're completely and absolutely insane"
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[WP] You are an useless NPC in a very popular game, this year, with the objective to make the game more realistic, the developers introduced the new artificial intelligence, due to an error in the new code, your intelligence was set to "10" instead of "1". Now it's time for revenge.
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[WP] You were born with an extremely rare super power, teletransportation, instead of using it to fight the evil, you deliver amazon orders instantly to anyone who is willing to pay an absurd shopping cost.
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[WP] Three legendary heroes fought against Hydra, the first one, shot arrows against it, the second one, used a very ancient and powerful magic to paralyse the monster and then the third one cut off his head. As Hydra grew two more heads, one of the heroes said, "this could be extremely profitable"
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[WP] "What's your name?" he asked. That's a very bad question, since your mother gave you an entire spell as a name. Unfortunately for them, you were kidnapped and you're not afraid of reveling it.
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Why did GGG show us images of shipments full of loot if they are actually impossible to get in league?
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[WP] "You can't be serious... Cthulhu was going to ruin our world and you thought that summoning Azathoth to stop it was a good idea? Now we have two monsters destroying the world!"
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[WP] Death is not the end, it could be interpreted as a portal between level one and level two, that makes "life" as a simple tutorial to a very complex game with possibly infinite levels, this is the third time you died and you woke up in the realm of Asvernis, this time you're immortal.
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[WP] Your grandfather was the best wizard who ever lived, rumours tell that he sacrificed himself to stop the demon lord from destroying the world. Turns out, they're actually best friends enjoying life in another universe and they send you some letters from time to time with stories.
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